WolframAlpha; it helps you with math homework AND knows where you are

it DOES help with math

So I was sitting in the library minding my own business (read: sleeping while snoring really loud) and decided to do my math homework due in the next hour. Truth be told, not only does WolframAlpha (an awesome search engine sort of thing) know the answer to life, the universe, and everything , it also can do math… who knew? Not me I say. I’m pretty clueless at this stuff, almost like the time some girl asked me out five minutes ago and I totally forgot. She’s sitting right next to me.

Thanks to Wolfram|Alpha

You silly people, the reason why the LHC isn’t working is because…

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It’s because its future-self is preventing the present-self from making the apocalypse particle! Like the time I went back in time and had some “adult time” with a triceratops, then the almighty Cosmos got mad and destroyed all the dinosaurs on the face of the planet. True story.

Then it will be time to test one of the most bizarre and revolutionary theories in science. I’m not talking about extra dimensions of space-time, dark matter or even black holes that eat the Earth. No, I’m talking about the notion that the troubled collider is being sabotaged by its own future. A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.

You heard it, the LHC wants to kill it’s grandfather. I call murderer! On the plus side though, you won’t exist anymore so that nagging-flesh-of-meat-of-a-girlfriend would finally shut up and pay that damn ticket herself. Yeah, I crashed into that car last night, but SHE  gave me the keys to start it. Well, I stole them, but that still doesn’t make a difference!

Thanks to AnandTech via NYtimes

Wii all scream for a new Wii… WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

it's all in the wrists... and the tv screen

So I bet the majority of  you don’t have a Wii for two reasons: the graphics suck or you have a xbox 360 and/or a PS3 that has better graphics. If it’s one or the other, send me your address so I can whoop your ass! No, just kidding, but I will whoop it if you pay me.

Anyways, it’s rumored (confirmed?) that the Nintendo will be releasing a new Wii–with HD graphics– sometime in 2011. It’s rumored to get new indards and all that geeky things that I’m not to sure about. It might get a new wiimote (wii+remote) that includes Motion+, so if you don’t have a Wii and are still considering to get one, I’d wait ’til 2011 for that spankin’-new model… or if you’re a rich bastard who can afford one, then get it now and THEN get the new HD Wii, and while you’re at it, buy me a present you rich snob!

Thanks to Cnet

Hackers rejoice! Jailbreaking fighting to become legal!

all iPhones have the right to be set free111

Wow… still more on the iPhones (darn you Steve Jobs!!! Darn you to hell!). Anywho, we all know what jailbreaking is, if you don’t… then you got either don’t have an iProduct or just don’t want to hurt Steve Job’s feelings. Well, jailbreaking is the process when a person hacks into the iPhone and…how do I say it… loosens the  grip from Apple and is able to download 3rd party applications (for example: emulators, games, system tweaks, etc.) to the iPhone whether it be free or paid for.

Apple sees this as a major threat. So in response (mainly because of piracy reasons) they want jailbreaking to become illegal. They also said something about terrorists able to make apps to… terrorize America? WTF???

Thankfully for us hackers and free-loaders out there (myself included) there is a group of people out there who are willing to stand up against Apple in the fight for FREEDOOOMMMM!!!…ehem… Those people are the EFF or Electronic Frontier Foundation.

Thanks to Engadget.com

A new, more affordable 3GS??? Pinch me, I must be dreaming!

Hey, at least you can AFFORD this one

More from the iPhone-iverse, it’s currently leaked that Rogers  has launched an iPhone 3GS that has 8gb of memory. You might say that it isn’t a big deal… until you read the next sentence. Even though you get less memory on the “Jesus phone” , what you do get is a lower price… that’s right dear reader, you get a robot-spanking new iPhone 3GS  for the low price of $199 (plus a contract)!!! Yeah, you ain’t dreaming. So if you’re under Rogers and you still don’t have a 3GS, you’d better get your hands on one before they sell out quick.

Thanks to CellPhones.ca

Apple wants Microsoft to stop with the advertising bullying

So we all have (or at least) seen one or two of Microsoft’s new commercials… you know, the one where they take “random” people and give away $1000 dollars if they can find a pc laptop for less or equal to $1000. You may think this is harmless… but there is a catch, the “laptop hunters” actually bash on how expesive the Mac is and find a “better and more affordable” laptop. Yeah, Apple doesn’t seem to like these commercials at all and are demanding Microsoft to stop… are they serious? I mean Apple has been making commercials which plain out diss the pc and Microsoft didn’t say a thing… but they did through commercial.

I say Microsoft wins in the “who is the bigger man” contest between the two.

Here’s one example of both Microsoft’s and Apple’s bashing on each other through their commercials.

Thanks to PCAuthority.com