WolframAlpha; it helps you with math homework AND knows where you are

it DOES help with math

So I was sitting in the library minding my own business (read: sleeping while snoring really loud) and decided to do my math homework due in the next hour. Truth be told, not only does WolframAlpha (an awesome search engine sort of thing) know the answer to life, the universe, and everything , it also can do math… who knew? Not me I say. I’m pretty clueless at this stuff, almost like the time some girl asked me out five minutes ago and I totally forgot. She’s sitting right next to me.

Thanks to Wolfram|Alpha

You silly people, the reason why the LHC isn’t working is because…

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It’s because its future-self is preventing the present-self from making the apocalypse particle! Like the time I went back in time and had some “adult time” with a triceratops, then the almighty Cosmos got mad and destroyed all the dinosaurs on the face of the planet. True story.

Then it will be time to test one of the most bizarre and revolutionary theories in science. I’m not talking about extra dimensions of space-time, dark matter or even black holes that eat the Earth. No, I’m talking about the notion that the troubled collider is being sabotaged by its own future. A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.

You heard it, the LHC wants to kill it’s grandfather. I call murderer! On the plus side though, you won’t exist anymore so that nagging-flesh-of-meat-of-a-girlfriend would finally shut up and pay that damn ticket herself. Yeah, I crashed into that car last night, but SHE  gave me the keys to start it. Well, I stole them, but that still doesn’t make a difference!

Thanks to AnandTech via NYtimes

Hackers rejoice! Jailbreaking fighting to become legal!

all iPhones have the right to be set free111

Wow… still more on the iPhones (darn you Steve Jobs!!! Darn you to hell!). Anywho, we all know what jailbreaking is, if you don’t… then you got either don’t have an iProduct or just don’t want to hurt Steve Job’s feelings. Well, jailbreaking is the process when a person hacks into the iPhone and…how do I say it… loosens the  grip from Apple and is able to download 3rd party applications (for example: emulators, games, system tweaks, etc.) to the iPhone whether it be free or paid for.

Apple sees this as a major threat. So in response (mainly because of piracy reasons) they want jailbreaking to become illegal. They also said something about terrorists able to make apps to… terrorize America? WTF???

Thankfully for us hackers and free-loaders out there (myself included) there is a group of people out there who are willing to stand up against Apple in the fight for FREEDOOOMMMM!!!…ehem… Those people are the EFF or Electronic Frontier Foundation.

Thanks to Engadget.com