WolframAlpha; it helps you with math homework AND knows where you are

it DOES help with math

So I was sitting in the library minding my own business (read: sleeping while snoring really loud) and decided to do my math homework due in the next hour. Truth be told, not only does WolframAlpha (an awesome search engine sort of thing) know the answer to life, the universe, and everything , it also can do math… who knew? Not me I say. I’m pretty clueless at this stuff, almost like the time some girl asked me out five minutes ago and I totally forgot. She’s sitting right next to me.

Thanks to Wolfram|Alpha

You’ll hang yourself silly; a coat hanger gorilla

If I get it mad...would it throw coat hanger-shaped poo at me?

I’m not that good with gorillas… or any sort of  prime ape to be exact (ladies included), but this coat hanger gorilla is making me feel things I shouldn’t. Feelings as in love, love as in love making. Is it wrong for me to love? NO, I don’t think so.

This sculpture of a gorilla is created by David Mach and it is actually made from coat hangers

Well that’s stating the obvious, unless you count the last time I was with this girl and I called her pretty, even though I knew she was ugly as, well, an ape. A very SEXY ape.  ZING!

Thanks to TechEBlog